Why I should've installed Ubuntu on my mom's laptop, instead

me: Oh, hey, I'm setting up Skype on your laptop, okay?

Mom: Why Skype?

me: So you get better video chats (sotto voce: also, because GyachI sucks and should die a million painful deaths). Oh, also, did you happen to notice your laptop was doing stuff by itself? Hehehe...

Mom: What do you mean?

me: Apps launching, the cursor moving... I'm telling you, you're laptop's possessed!

Mom: On that note, why does it say that 'demons' are loading?

me: Huh? What're you talking about?

Mom: When it starts up, it says something like 'Loading demons' or whatever.

me: Uh. They're daemons. Meaning servers.

Mom: You're sure?

me: Um. Nope. They're demons, alright. Told you, your laptop's possessed. :P