Why I should've installed Ubuntu on my mom's laptop, instead
me: Oh, hey, I'm setting up Skype on your laptop, okay?
Mom: Why Skype?
me: So you get better video chats (sotto voce: also, because GyachI sucks and should die a million painful deaths). Oh, also, did you happen to notice your laptop was doing stuff by itself? Hehehe...
Mom: What do you mean?
me: Apps launching, the cursor moving... I'm telling you, you're laptop's possessed!
Mom: On that note, why does it say that 'demons' are loading?
me: Huh? What're you talking about?
Mom: When it starts up, it says something like 'Loading demons' or whatever.
me: Uh. They're daemons. Meaning servers.
Mom: You're sure?
me: Um. Nope. They're demons, alright. Told you, your laptop's possessed. :P