I promise, this won't happen often.

I usually write to share my views, mostly to clarify what I think about a particular subject--to find out how I really feel about something. When it's a hot topic, I try to stay objective—though I usually fail miserably, and will likely continue to do so if those on the other side of an issue are acting like idiots. But at least I try, right? (Seriously, those linked articles are the results of my trying to stay objective.)

But there are just things in this world where only one side is right, where it's impossible to say "Let's just agree to disagree." Where the other side is so disastrously and dangerously wrong, that it causes the blood of those on the right side to reach boiling point.

So. That said, I'm going to try and clear this up. I hope this ranks high enough in search engines' rankings, so that I can pretend that there's hope that this "issue" will be put to rest once and for all.

YOU ARE WRONG. PHP'S create_function DOES NOT EQUATE TO REAL LAMBDAS IN PYTHON.

IF YOU BELIEVE THIS, YOU ARE A MORON WHO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT LAMBDAS ARE, AND YOU SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN AND THE FUCKING WORLD.

Source.