Because I'm an out-of-control control-freak

I'm trying to create a custom theme (because, obviously, what generic theme would fit my unique personality?) using bits and pieces of frameworks I found on the Intarwebs. A few things will be broken for a few days (like permalink pages, comments, and pretty much everything else) while I get that done.

I'll try to make it quick so that I can get back to my regularly-scheduled poo-flinging.